Category Archives: Cryptids

Say farewell to little Koning. He has been adopted and is off to the North, sure to enjoy his new home.

I love tulips
I never met a stroopwaffle I didn’t love
I’m afraid of the dark

I lost one fang in a fight with a spider, and now I lisp

I sing in the shower

I don’t like green peas

I think Bubo is secretly relieved that The Boonicorn has been purchased away from the Laboratory; her midnight spider-hunting will be undisturbed by this small pink predator. Plus, and this I know from experience, Bubo loathes shower warbling. Unless it’s her own.

I believe in reincarnation

I nap often

I love Abbot & Costello routines

If nothing else, Fowler was the perfect house guest. As long as you enjoy Abbot & Costello and long discussions about Karma, that is.

Imagine my dismay: I had a gorgeous Tea Taster – a small bird from the island of Ceylon – and when I pulled the cover off of the cage, I found instead this Blue Wuzzelthump. Wuzzelthumps begin their lives the size of peas and, due to their voracious appetites, end up being the size of their meals. This fellow, obviously, ate my Tea Taster. While I’m no fan of Wuzzelthumps, you might be.

To the folks that purchased him: I’d keep my pets and small children away from this one. While tiny, he is ferocious. Tea Tasters are small birds and this Blue Wuzzelthump will most likely be getting hungry again.